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Ok no one would read this but its story time one time a beehive fell in my chimney and it was the scariest moment ever there’s a huge back yard window right next to the fireplace so I thought the bees were out there so I walked through it and realized after I turned the TV on and screamed and ran upstairs and told my mom and she called my dad and he came over and tried to burn them and it...
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you guys should look at my flickr whoop
winter break is basically preparing me for my lonely internet summers
Being sticky is seriously the worst feeling in the world
I rather give birth in school
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cosmo tip #109
expertcosmotips:
for a special hanukkah treat, bend your mans penis into the star of david. then burn it for eight nights.
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tumblr user fungi is hot
i wish i had super cool friends to bring my homework to me when i miss schoool i have no ones number from certain classes :((
